Sssshhhhh

[EternalOptimist]

Hey chef, we had a playground song when I was a kid that is perfect for you



yellow-belly custard, green-snot pie
all mixed together with a dead dogs eye
slap it on a butty, nice and thick
swallow it down with a cup of cold sick

[Pogle]

Hey chef, we had a playground song when I was a kid that is perfect for you



yellow-belly custard, green-snot pie
all mixed together with a dead dogs eye
slap it on a butty, nice and thick
swallow it down with a cup of cold sick

Just stop it RIGHT NOW or I'll puke!

[EternalOptimist]

Just stop it RIGHT NOW or I'll puke!

soz Pogues. I'll stop now.

The last time I wanted to puke was when I took a swig of beer and there was a massive bluebottle in it. It buzzed so hard behind my teeth and on my tongue that I panicked and swallowed it.

[Shimano105]

Almost as bad as when a mate at a party took a swig out of a lager bottle - that had been filled up with stale p1ss.

I think it was the pube caught in his teeth that actually made him chunder IIRC.

[EternalOptimist]

Almost as bad as when a mate at a party took a swig out of a lager bottle - that had been filled up with stale p1ss.

I think it was the pube caught in his teeth that actually made him chunder IIRC.

Ah yes, the old 'pubes in the p1ss' trick.

It's usually when they find out where the hairs REALLY come from that they chuck

[chef]

i'll be in trap 4..

[EternalOptimist]

i'll be in trap 4..

heh heh.

that'll teach him

[Shimano105]

I'm sure this is helping Chef no end. We should bill for this.

[Menelaus]

Almost makes me glad that I've got the alcohol tolerance of a gnat and therefore am "duty driver" whenever we go out!

[The Lone Gunman]

Wess wurst and Weiss Bier. Breakfast of champions if you have a hangover.