Sssshhhhh

[basshead]

[EternalOptimist]

i'll be in trap 4..

if you chuck up a brown chewy bit, bite hard and swallow, because thats your @rse-hole

[Pogle]

if you chuck up a brown chewy bit, bite hard and swallow, because thats your @rse-hole

EO - a class act

[chef]

i'm saved, my trusted friend, colleague and fellow drinking partner arrived at 10:30 and brought with him not one but two Schweinebraten Semmel (hot roast pork on a small barm).. and a bottle of freshly squeezed OJ

Apparently, I won a bet I'd be in before him and that was his payment



and why are there always carrots??? i cant remember the last time I ate carrots..

[Mich the Tester]

and why are there always carrots??? i cant remember the last time I ate carrots..

They’re bits of your gut that have been detached by the violent wretching motions.

[chef]

They’re bits of your gut that have been detached by the violent wretching motions.

nice, tasted like carrots though

[BrilloPad]

BANG

HTH

[DodgyAgent]

Bacon and egg, lots of water and a couple of aspirins.

Why are you playing rugby on a football pitch?

[Mich the Tester]

Why are you playing rugby on a football pitch?

Yep, shame about the football goalposts; they were 'in storage' next to the pitch as the opposition share their ground with a football club. Still, I enjoy the sight of my opposite number falling to the ground as I show him a clean pair of heels. For some inexplicable reason that doesn’t happen as often as in my 20’s.

[Rookie]

Why are you playing rugby on a football pitch?

They ran out of wood for the uprights.