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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postsoz Pogues, what were you saying ?


My that pepperani diet is working for youI'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
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no, I am neither black nor a chef
however, I enjoy cooking, love the tv series Chef and on any online game/forum I usually call myself chef
the scowl towards an incompetent is a true reflection thoughThe proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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It's my fitness regime more than my diet dear.Originally posted by Pogle View Post
My that pepperani diet is working for you
Two hours jumping (to conclusions) per day.
Three hours running. (Running the boss down)
One hour of Squats. (Due to the squits)
90s of push ups every a.m. (15 if she talks dirty)
One hour weights (waiting to be served at the bar)
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exactly. It's the facial expression. Good one chefOriginally posted by chef View Postno, I am neither black nor a chef
however, I enjoy cooking, love the tv series Chef and on any online game/forum I usually call myself chef
the scowl towards an incompetent is a true reflection though(\__/)
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I'd have to get a sex change, get my nose adjusted and get some serious bags inserted in my chest.McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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