The New Rules

[Menelaus]

We clearly need some New Rules; the old ones aren't working.

Please list your New Rules here.

1. I'm always right.
2. When I'm wrong, see 1.

[tino]

2 items. 4 items with laces.

do studs on my football boots count as items?? if so i'll be leaving the changing room lobsided and naked as the day i was born

[Pogle]

1. I'm always right.
2. When I'm wrong, see 1.

So, you're a woman then

[Pogle]

do studs on my football boots count as items?? if so i'll be leaving the changing room lobsided and naked as the day i was born

This is very silly and I have now spilt coffee down my top -

[tino]

This is very silly and I have now spilt coffee down my top -

HTH

[realityhack]

1. Every thread longer than 20 posts must have at least 4 tangential off-topic discussions on the go.
2. The more random the off-topic discussions, the better.
3. Any opportunity to have a party in a thread started by a newbie must not be wasted.
4. Do not allow Threaded near the fridge at one of these parties.
5. Any threads containing advice on AGW, the economy and share-dealing must contain the emoticon.
6. Any thread started by Cybertory, Wilmslow or NickyG must contain the emoticon.
7. Geek Points should be used as the de facto CUK currency, with Xen as the principal issuer of credit and clearing house.
8. CUK meetups should have at least one raving drunkard arriving early and passing out halfway through.
9. Do not, under any circumstances, admit to fancying someone's avatar.
10. The following words should be added to the swear filter: 'work', 'appraisal', and all the surnames of cabinet ministers over the last 13 years.
11. Lurkers out.

[realityhack]

12. Special points will be awarded for managing to credibly steer a thread wildly off-topic in less than 2 replies.

[BrianSnail]

No Poofters!

[tino]

No Poofters!

LOL

[realityhack]

13. Socialist and Marxist views will be entertained as much as is sufficient to give an impression of tolerance and open-mindedness.