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"Tax evasion is easy: it involves breaking the law. By tax avoidance OECD means unacceptable avoidance ... This can be contrasted with acceptable tax planning. What is critical is transparency" - Donald Johnston, Secretary-General, OECD -
...wondering if they need to take their shoes and socks off so that they can count on their toes as well.Originally posted by snaw View Post
Mouthing the letters slowly and trying to figure out many hands they'll need to work out the commision ...I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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Is that some sort of prize?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postgiveus an ard one chefComment
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Have you been down the docks again, EO?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post15 s
giveus an ard one chefI'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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I still haven't. Do I win £5?"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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About 5 minutes and an excel sheet... who said genius has anything to do with speed?
"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Google answered it for me in 0.18 seconds
Originally posted by cailin maithHang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??
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Lot of fick doctors on this site, init.Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
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That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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I'm not buying that ...Originally posted by oracleslave View PostI ignored itHang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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