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The Great Zombooni

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    The Great Zombooni

    If you were going to have a stage name, what would it be ?

    I would be a magician/conjuror called 'The Great Zombooni'





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    #2
    Bruce Foresight. I'd predict the future.
    I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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      #3
      The Postman
      He always delivers

      ("pro"-wrestler, or porn star)
      Bored.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Rookie View Post
        Bruce Foresight. .
        Foreskin
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          Foreskin
          That's a completely different act.
          I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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            #6
            Hmm. I wonder?
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #7
              I would be a cabaret singer in working men's clubs called Jonny Diamond. I think there's a newsreader with that name.
              Maybe Bobby Diamond, but that's the name of the CEO of barclays.
              Maybe just Jeff Shagnasty.

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                #8
                Originally posted by ace00 View Post
                The Postman
                He always delivers

                ("pro"-wrestler, or porn star)
                Barbi Hardcore (SFW)
                "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by cojak View Post
                  Johnny Hard?!?!?
                  I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by cojak View Post


                    SANDY BANGER

                    Brilliant
                    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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