Catholics and birth control

[PM-Junkie]

So come on, believers, why aren’t there more catholics than muslims? Have you all been ignoring the Papal Bull?

Its a breakdown of the hokey cokey method of catholic birth control. Instead or putting it in they've been shaking it all about

[Cyberman]

So come on, believers, why aren’t there more catholics than muslims? Have you all been ignoring the Papal Bull?

Perhaps because polygamy exists for muslims and therefore a guy with four wives is going to have rather more kids than a guy with one wife.

[BrowneIssue]

Perhaps because polygamy exists for muslims and therefore a guy with four wives is going to have rather more kids than a guy with one wife.

The Mythical Man Month.

Four wives impregnated by one man produce babies at the same rate as four wives being impregnated by four men.

I don't think that would increase the population. You still have the same number of breeding females making babies (but only ¼ of the males trying to make them).

Do you do your economics this way? You should go into banking.

As per BrollyBonce above, it would only be by the replacement or substitution of infertile partners with fertile ones that an increase would occur.

[gingerjedi]

The Mythical Man Month.

Four wives impregnated by one man produce babies at the same rate as four wives being impregnated by four men.

I don't think that would increase the population. You still have the same number of breeding females making babies (but only ¼ of the males trying to make them).

Do you do your economics this way? You should go into banking.

As per BrollyBonce above, it would only be by the replacement or substitution of infertile partners with fertile ones that an increase would occur.

Yes but the mossers tend to start em' younger.

[BrilloPad]

Because Catholic nuns cannot be seen to father children.

Has any nun ever fathered a child?

[gingerjedi]

Has any nun ever fathered a child?

You've not seen 'Nuns on the Run' have you?

[Cyberman]

The Mythical Man Month.

Four wives impregnated by one man produce babies at the same rate as four wives being impregnated by four men.

I don't think that would increase the population. You still have the same number of breeding females making babies (but only ¼ of the males trying to make them).

Do you do your economics this way? You should go into banking.

As per BrollyBonce above, it would only be by the replacement or substitution of infertile partners with fertile ones that an increase would occur.

... but there are more breeding females in muslim populations than other populations due to the way that female self-esteem is suppressed. In the west, women are better educated and tend to be more self-reliant and independent and many do not have kids. In Afghanistan for example, women are not allowed to go to school by the Taliban and suffer extreme violence if they try.

[BrowneIssue]

Has any nun ever fathered a child?

There was some bint called Mary that did something equally unlikely...

[FSM with Cheddar]

Only the other day I was sowing my seeds and spilt some on the desert. Should I self flagellate?

[NotAllThere]

... whereas Islam teaches love...