Will code C# for food

[FSM with Cheddar]

You need to get into the habit of hiding some crafty bugs and performance bottlenecks in your code. Ones than can easily be attributed to .NET just being crap, and can only be resolved by your uber impressive programming and optimisation skills.

That's getting more difficult; as the compiler and JIT optimise a lot of your bad programming without you knowing.

[zara_backdog]

Just seen this come up on Jobserve

ASP developer Contract

My client has a long term contract requirement for an experienced classic ASP developer. You must have good commercial experience in ASP development.

If you have a good understanding of HTML, CSS coding that would be an advantage.

This is a 6-12 month contract

It will be £8 - 9 per hour.

Please contact me ASAP if you are interested in this role.

Location Kidderminster
Country UK
Start Date ASAP
Duration 6-9 months
Rate £7 - £9 per hour

[HairyArsedBloke]

Looking on the bright side, my house is only about 200 yards from the local Job Centre.

I knew someone with a rented flat like that. He thought he had a barging but the place always smelt of stale fags, booze and p... I gather that there were drug dealers, fights, etc going on outside his front door. His landlord was wiser than him and locked him into a minimum six month contract so he couldn’t leave before.

[CheeseSlice]

That's getting more difficult; as the compiler and JIT optimise a lot of your bad programming without you knowing.

Guess things have changed a lot since my borland C compiler days.
Ho hum.

[denver2k]

Just seen this come up on Jobserve

ASP developer Contract

My client has a long term contract requirement for an experienced classic ASP developer. You must have good commercial experience in ASP development.

If you have a good understanding of HTML, CSS coding that would be an advantage.

This is a 6-12 month contract

It will be £8 - 9 per hour.

Please contact me ASAP if you are interested in this role.

Location Kidderminster
Country UK
Start Date ASAP
Duration 6-9 months
Rate £7 - £9 per hour

I had similar rates when i was in uni n worked in call centre,Next, WH Smith etc......

However if im on bench and really desperate, i might go for it only if 'work from home' option is available.

FFS no1 in his/ her right mind will ever be interested in that and spending aprox a quid/litre. I never heard of this place(Kidderminster) before, google map suggested its closer to 2 places which iv ever heard of Bham and Worcestor...

[AtW]

Well indeed, and it'll be full speed ahead on the Plan B from next week.

Good! Not all lost for you then: I recommend you start at 8am on Saturday however, not "next week".

[CheeseSlice]

I had similar rates when i was in uni n worked in call centre,Next, WH Smith etc......

However if im on bench and really desperate, i might go for it only if 'work from home' option is available.

FFS no1 in his/ her right mind will ever be interested in that and spending aprox a quid/litre. I never heard of this place(Kidderminster) before, google map suggested its closer to 2 places which iv ever heard of Bham and Worcestor...

Never heard of Kidderminster??
Why it is the foundation of the great carpet industry of Britain.
Wonder if this gig is for a carpet manufacturer? Could they be using dream'weaver' for web design?

[FSM with Cheddar]

Guess things have changed a lot since my borland C compiler days.
Ho hum.

Yeah went to lecture on "Writing tulip code in C#", and he showed that most of the mistakes that could be made in previous versions of .net / vb / C, were all solved by the complier.

[TheRefactornator]

Yeah went to lecture on "Writing tulip code in C#", and he showed that most of the mistakes that could be made in previous versions of .net / vb / C, were all solved by the complier.

The compiler is not yet intelligent enough to restructure crap architecture however. Some of the garbage I've seen..the developers must have gone to the "writing unintelligible shyte in .NET" lecture.

[FSM with Cheddar]

The compiler is not yet intelligent enough to restructure crap architecture however. Some of the garbage I've seen..the developers must have gone to the "writing unintelligible shyte in .NET" lecture.

Yeah, it's nice to know that most developers are tulip. Gives us some hope our skills will be required in the future.