Time travel opportunity

[Menelaus]

I'd return to 1987 and give my 17-year old self the chemistry textbooks and learning so that he could get the A-level chemistry A he needed to make a proper go of medical school.

If that's too far, I'd go back to 2006 and avoid cocking up my relationship.

[TheRefactornator]

warp doink. Cack - I appear to have reverted to yesterday evening. In fact today in benchdom was much as yesterday..I really am proper losing it.
Has anyone got a spare banana skin for Mr Fusion?

[Platypus]

Before I got into IT, I used to wander around Liverpool looking for guys who had a vague resemblance to me, but who were ten years younger or so. I told them that I was them from the future and had come back in a time machine to make him/me rich. Just give me all your money so I can invest it , sorry, cant answer any questions in case it upsets the space/time continuum.
Thanks, byeee.
Then I would find a fit bird and tell her I was her rich husband from the future and she had sent me back in order to give her the best kn0bbing ever.

Did this work?

[blacjac]

Before I got into IT, I used to wander around Liverpool looking for guys who had a vague resemblance to me, but who were ten years younger or so. I told them that I was them from the future and had come back in a time machine to make him/me rich. Just give me all your money so I can invest it , sorry, cant answer any questions in case it upsets the space/time continuum.
Thanks, byeee.
Then I would find a fit bird and tell her I was her rich husband from the future and she had sent me back in order to give her the best kn0bbing ever.




bored

Did this work?

I doubt it.
You see the flaw in the otherwise masterful plan was to find blokes wandering the streets of Liverpool to con money out of them....

[Platypus]

I doubt it.
You see the flaw in the otherwise masterful plan was to find blokes wandering the streets of Liverpool to con money out of them....

Ah... missed that - good point

[TheRefactornator]

Did this work?

Pulling either of those pranks in scouse land would be fast track to a bludgening..but EO was only joshin'

Yes I do live in Liverpool

[AtW]

Yes I do live in Liverpool

Why are you moving to Montana then?

[TheRefactornator]

Why are you moving to Montana then?

er..gonna be a dental floss tycoon..silly question no?

[TheRefactornator]

Is this your ad?

That's a cracker - I did have a haircut like that in the 80's when I was about 12, but that guy's stare is sinister.