Kick Adolph in the knackers? Don't you mean kick his father in the knackers? Before July 1888?
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Time travel opportunity
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Before the went totally mad? I think if someone cut off my testicle I'd be both totally and raging mad.Originally posted by AtW View PostI think he meant cut off Adolf's testicle at some point before the went totally mad...Comment
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Unfortunately, in doing so you left a trace in the spacetime continuum:Originally posted by TheRefactornator View PostYou're right - hang on I'll just jump in the time machine and fix that typo
Last edited by TheRefactornator : Yesterday at 23:33.
As a result, you have altered the past in such a manner that the entire thread will have to be started anew
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Hmm, better hide the evidence better.Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostWhat if someone has already come back in time and this is the better alternative?
Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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I believe that when CERN finally starts running it will create a wormhole through which future time travellers can come back to visit us.Comment
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In the words of Hugh Grant;Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostWhat if someone has already come back in time and this is the better alternative?
**** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Which gets me wondering....I do so hope that you have a Patent Licensing Agreement with Threaded...
In the world of patents, where it's critical to have your patent registered first ahead of the competition, would it not be unreasonable to suggest that if time travel was possible, the patent is already sitting in a patent office somewhere ?
Why ?
Because if the technology was possible sometime in the future, no doubt it would be copied, and the dodgy parties would attempt to jump back in time to get their patent in first ahead of the real inventors.
Hence, there may have been a rush to hop back in time to whenever the patent office was first created and deposit a brown manila envelope with the most important invention mankind had ever designed, and tuck it away ready for the future.
Hey, it's just a theory...Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
C.S. LewisComment
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Forward to tomorrow, 11.30pm, to get those Euro Lottery winning numbers.
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ummm 86 million pounds
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Before I got into IT, I used to wander around Liverpool looking for guys who had a vague resemblance to me, but who were ten years younger or so. I told them that I was them from the future and had come back in a time machine to make him/me rich. Just give me all your money so I can invest it , sorry, cant answer any questions in case it upsets the space/time continuum.
Thanks, byeee.
Then I would find a fit bird and tell her I was her rich husband from the future and she had sent me back in order to give her the best kn0bbing ever.
bored
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