Male perspective required

[Menelaus]

Yeah - like that wont give him ideas....

Hey may ask for evidence - y'know ... pictures or it didn't happen

[Mich the Tester]

Dude, seriously.

If one of my ex's told me she was a lesbian, you really think I wouldn't be trying harder to get into her (And her gf's) pants?

Her friend

[snaw]

Her friend

See, she even comes with a rein for rodeo stylee!

[Pogle]

Her friend

Have you NOTHING better to do!

[Pinto]

No no no, it goes...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned, it has been <insert length of time here> since my last confession...........

This reminds me of when I was a kid, and my strict Catholic parents made me go to confession every week! How many sins can you commit in a week, aged 7? I couldn't say to the vicar, that I had nothing to confess this week, otherwise I would hear: "Arrogance is a sin. Let the Lord be the judge of that"

Invariably, I ended up "confessing" to the same stuff over and over again,

1- Pulling my sister's hair
2- Saying the word "tulip"
3- Giving my vegetables to the dog

Indoctrination can have the opposite effect.

[chef]

Dude, seriously.

If one of my ex's told me she was a lesbian, you really think I wouldn't be trying harder to get into her (And her gf's) pants?

are you Bill or Ted?

[Pogle]

This reminds me of when I was a kid, and my strict Catholic parents made me go to confession every week! How many sins can you commit in a week, aged 7? I couldn't say to the vicar, that I had nothing to confess this week, otherwise I would hear: "Arrogance is a sin. Let the Lord be the judge of that"

Invariably, I ended up "confessing" to the same stuff over and over again,

1- Pulling my sister's hair
2- Saying the word "tulip"
3- Giving my vegetables to the dog

Indoctrination can have the opposite effect.

Priest

And I had a similar experience - we had to go to confession every Wednesday and make stuff up whilst trying not to pass out from the whisky fumes coming through the grill! - Good old Fr Tolkien.

[Cheshire Cat]

This reminds me of when I was a kid, and my strict Catholic parents made me go to confession every week! How many sins can you commit in a week, aged 7? I couldn't say to the vicar, that I had nothing to confess this week, otherwise I would hear: "Arrogance is a sin. Let the Lord be the judge of that"

Invariably, I ended up "confessing" to the same stuff over and over again,

1- Pulling my sister's hair
2- Saying the word "tulip"
3- Giving my vegetables to the dog

Indoctrination can have the opposite effect.

A Catholic Vicar?

[FSM with Cheddar]

One more post to go Pogle

[snaw]

are you Bill or Ted?

Dude, I spent 10 years living in either Australia or America. I picked up a few terms along the way ... init.