Annoying websites

[NickFitz]

Did anybody else ever come across Bud Uglly Web Design back around 1997?

WARNING: That link include annoying (and appalling) background music; it's just a "Click here to enter" page, so you can use this handy skip link if you prefer

Oh, and don't miss the newsletter: FOR YOUR CONVIENIENCE THIS PAGE SCROLLS SIDEWAYS

[Bear]

ARGH! MY EYES!!!

This made me laugh - linky

OMG!!! Some brilliant quotes on that page!! Invaluable stuff for anyone building web pages such as...

Stop regarding website as a "thing". Regard it as real life, alive, like an animal or pet. You need to feed website EVERY day! Maybe like pet spider.

On other hand, spider can be baked like potato in China, delicious! hehe, with added bonus of 8 "drumsticks" per spider. Better value than frog or chicken - Ling

- OK, thanks Ling

Learn how to do basic editing on website. Use program like Macromedia Dreamweaver and sit with clever druggy student who show you some basic skill

- Right! Got it

If you are showing any "things" on website ALWAYS use database. SQL (MySQL) is best and free, Access is Microsoft tulip

Erm...OK

You want a picture, google image search, fanny to size, then post!

WTF!?!

[LINGsCARS]

Hahahahaha! This is Ling!

You know, I give free sunglasses to every visitor (along with free lunch for constipated visitors).

Glad you like my advice, so many people take it, then fail. You should try harder. Hehe

I deliberately choose beautiful colours. Many websites (like this one) are a bit boring. I bet you lot watch Top Gear and complain "Wah! That fast-cut editing of the cars gives me a headache!"

Tshhhh, I get 85k of visitors a month, least year placed £35 million of cars (£365k invoiced revenue ex-vat) from my website. So, I wonder who really knows what they are talking about????

Me.... or you?

I just love "experts".

Bring it on, big boyz, anyone got anything good to say?

Ling

[Mich the Tester]

Actually, I quite like the lingscars website. It's perhaps a bit cluttered for my taste, but it seems Ling's got a bloody good concept and is beating the corporate mammoths at their own game. Best of luck to her and I hope she expands her business into the rest of Europe. Wah!

[Ardesco]

Hahahahaha! This is Ling!

You know, I give free sunglasses to every visitor (along with free lunch for constipated visitors).

Glad you like my advice, so many people take it, then fail. You should try harder. Hehe

I deliberately choose beautiful colours. Many websites (like this one) are a bit boring. I bet you lot watch Top Gear and complain "Wah! That fast-cut editing of the cars gives me a headache!"

Tshhhh, I get 85k of visitors a month, least year placed £35 million of cars (£365k invoiced revenue ex-vat) from my website. So, I wonder who really knows what they are talking about????

Me.... or you?

I just love "experts".

Bring it on, big boyz, anyone got anything good to say?

Ling

OK who does this sock puppet belong to ???

Very funny

[Swiss Tony]

You know, I give free sunglasses to every visitor (along with free lunch for constipated visitors).

[Moscow Mule]

Ling Cars = Argh my eyes.

Expert Sex Change - I think you can sign up as an expert for free, then you can see all of the previous answers to any problem.

[LINGsCARS]

OK who does this sock puppet belong to ???

Very funny

I think you will find I am Ling.

Really.

It will be very easy to prove.

Ling

[administrator]

OK who does this sock puppet belong to ???

Very funny

You know we don't appreciate sock puppets here! I thought the same when the initial posts came through but the account holder has a confirmed email address at the company domain so I am not doubtful as the to authenticity of the poster,

Welcome to the forum Ling, pleasure to have you here

[Ardesco]

My god, we have a new poster who isn't a sock puppet????

Does that make 5 of us in total now???

Oh and I visited the website Ling, I'm now awaiting my free Ling's Sunglasses......