How do I stop snoring?

[b0redom]

http://www.breatheright.com/products/nasal_strips.asp

and

http://www.helpsstopsnoring.co.uk/

Use 'em both reasonably regularly...

[Rookie]

Easy. Stop falling asleep.

[AtW]

Ok folks, not to put too fine a point on this but I snore!

Like a swampy-beastie.

I need help.

Suggestions please before girly stoves my heed in with a rolling pin!

Sleep with a WW1 gas mask...

[gingerjedi]

I usually lock the screen and go and get a cup of coffee.

[Churchill]

Dump her and go for one that sleeps soundly and doesn't mind you snoring?

There's an ad on tv for those strips you put over your nose. Never used them and so don't know if they work.

She's very good and forgives my snoring. But only after she's punched the bejeezus out of my ribs!

[Churchill]

In the early days, when I asked why wifey slept in another room, she would come up with some excuse so as to not potentially hurt my feelings; something like she was too hot/fidgety and wanted to let me sleep in peace.

Now she just says: because you were snoring like a drunken pig, darling.
Charming

Honesty is the best policy.

It's not girly, really. She's been very patient.

I'm just not sure how long my ribs are going to hold out...

[SantaClaus]

Apparently I snored so loudly last night, my wife heard me from the other room*.

I think I better read this thread from the beginning

* 3 month old baby taking my bed space at the moment

[Pinto]

Honesty is the best policy.

Agreed.

She only says that if I ask. I've taken a leaf out of her book, and don't even bother asking. We jut go about the day and don't mention it.

The snoring thing in our household is almost always a result of too much alcohol ,so it doesn't happen too frequently, relatively speaking

[scooterscot]

Ok folks, not to put too fine a point on this but I snore!

Like a swampy-beastie.

I need help.

Suggestions please before girly stoves my heed in with a rolling pin!

Use a shot gun - very effective against those snoring types