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A population of over a billion seems to prove that it's not a size issue!Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."Comment
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4155390.stm
Is that why so many South Africans are over here? is it because they rattle around a bit back home?Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Originally posted by Alf W View PostA population of over a billion seems to prove that it's not a size issue!
Quite obviously it is because the women dont need to rest between sessionsLet us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Excellent.
Now that's an application for a research grant that I would like to have seen!The two-year study was carried out by the Indian Council of Medical Research.
I particulary like the choice of language:
Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured preciselyI've heard of an "industry standard finger" (for HSE stuff) but that is ridiculous!60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimetres shorter than international standardsComment
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But Indian men need not be concerned about measuring up internationally according to Sunil Mehra, the former editor of the Indian version of the men's magazine Maxim.
"It's not size, it's what you do with it that matters," he said.
Hmmm.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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