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    #21
    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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      #22
      Where is the 'engaged' option?
      Cats are evil.

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        #23
        Going through a rocky time at the minute.

        No cheating going on on either side, as far as I'm aware.

        Just arguing, lots and lots of arguing!
        'elf and safety guru

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          #24
          Originally posted by thelace View Post
          Going through a rocky time at the minute.

          No cheating going on on either side, as far as I'm aware.

          Just arguing, lots and lots of arguing!
          What's the main fight?
          The pope is a tard.

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            #25
            Originally posted by thelace View Post
            Going through a rocky time at the minute.

            No cheating going on on either side, as far as I'm aware.

            Just arguing, lots and lots of arguing!
            It happens mate, I just had the worst Christmas in memory, me and Mrs S only spoke because my parents were staying with us, otherwise we argued and nearly split completely. Luckily I got a contract away from home and all is well now.
            Who has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?

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              #26
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              Yes, men think with their knobs!
              There is an old joke about that.

              gal 'what do men look for in a relationship?'
              guy 'do you want the short version or the long version?'
              gal 'I think I know the short version, whats the long version'
              guy 'Regular sex'



              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #27
                Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                What's the main fight?
                When the police attend a murder scene, they look for three main motives


                Money
                Power
                Sex



                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #28
                  I've actually been told to sleep outside a couple of times. Its okay in summer with a few sheets and the small tent. Wouldn't try it in winter.
                  McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
                  Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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                    #29
                    There should be an option. 'Not married yet but want to' ...something like that ?

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Incognito View Post
                      I agree, I know a few prize Dickheads on here.
                      Agreed!
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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