What does cooking an omelette in 30 seconds prove exactly? I could put an egg in a pan and then turn it on to a plate uncooked in 25 seconds... would I win a prize??
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Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson -
I think that you need to get out more......Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostWhat does cooking an omelette in 30 seconds prove exactly? I could put an egg in a pan and then turn it on to a plate uncooked in 25 seconds... would I win a prize??
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I reckon it'd be much more fun making the loser eat the winners omlette."I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith
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It maybe quick but it wasn't edible.Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostWhat does cooking an omelette in 30 seconds prove exactly? I could put an egg in a pan and then turn it on to a plate uncooked in 25 seconds... would I win a prize??
Just think of the eggshells still in it...
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I think they were just trying to copy topgear but couldn't think of anything entertaining to do.Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostWhat does cooking an omelette in 30 seconds prove exactly? I could put an egg in a pan and then turn it on to a plate uncooked in 25 seconds... would I win a prize??Comment
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Some stars in reasonably priced jars might help.Originally posted by bellymonster View PostI think they were just trying to copy topgear but couldn't think of anything entertaining to do.
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They should have had a cream cracker eating competition, or maybe eggs ‘Cool Hand Luke’ style.Originally posted by bellymonster View PostI think they were just trying to copy topgear but couldn't think of anything entertaining to do.
At least that would be definitive and measurable.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Coat not required.Originally posted by moorfield View PostSome stars in reasonably priced jars might help.
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It's an excellent idea, well sealed and then boiled for 45mins, that would make these B-Z list celebs and overpaid football players and pundits actually entertaining to watch.Comment
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