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    #21
    Originally posted by lambrini_socialist View Post
    i know! only this morning i was doing my regulation exercises in front of the telescreen, when all of a sudden my door was beaten down by the Thought Police, next thing i knew my head was locked in a cage full of rats. that is LITERALLY what it's like in this country now!
    Yeh - but it's not very "snappy" is it?

    How about "Vote for us we're not Labour"
    Bored.

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      #22
      How about 'new new labour'? And for the conservatives: 'new conservatives' plus a toothy grin and shiny suit.

      Don't knock it, it worked 3 times for labour.

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        #23
        how's about

        IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

        BLUE IS GREEN

        WINDMILLS FOR ALL
        Originally posted by BolshieBastard
        You're fulfilling a business role not partaking in a rock and roll concert.

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          #24
          Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
          "If you want a ligger for a neighbour - vote Labour"
          Did no-one see what I did there? Bastardising an infamous racist slogan to incorporate the current breed of freeloading labour MP's.

          2 days and no comment.
          Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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            #25
            Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
            Did no-one see what I did there? Bastardising an infamous racist slogan to incorporate the current breed of freeloading labour MP's.
            Can you walk us through it?
            The Mods stole my post count!

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