"Clean Me"
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Funny Writing on Vans
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I saw a good one recently. Unfortunately I don't recall what it said, but I can assure you it was funny and the best one mentioned so far.Comment
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"Don't clean me, plant spuds."Originally posted by TheBigD View Post"Clean Me""Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by lightng View PostOne on the back of a food truck saying
"Sack my hairy cook"
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Well it beats "Cook my hairy sack".Originally posted by lightng View PostOne on the back of a food truck saying
"Sack my hairy cook"I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.Comment
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She is, only not with you!Originally posted by milanbenes View Postsaw this on the back of a van last week:
'Wish my wife was as dirty as this van'

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very good Winston,
long time no see how r u doing ?
what are you driving thse days ?
still with the AR8 or traded it for something more interesting ?
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saw this yesterday on a truck the M6 heading north of BirminghamOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View PostMilan, If you want to be contemporary
nick out at 2am tonight, find a filthy van, write on the back
'Cleaned by the NHS'
The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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It is grim up there.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostWhat's wrong with Scandinavia then?"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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