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Funny Writing on Vans

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    #11
    "Clean Me"
    If at first you don't succeed... skydiving is not for you!

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      #12
      I saw a good one recently. Unfortunately I don't recall what it said, but I can assure you it was funny and the best one mentioned so far.

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        #13
        Originally posted by TheBigD View Post
        "Clean Me"
        "Don't clean me, plant spuds."
        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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          #14
          One on the back of a food truck saying

          "Sack my hairy cook"

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            #15
            Originally posted by lightng View Post
            One on the back of a food truck saying

            "Sack my hairy cook"

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              #16
              Originally posted by lightng View Post
              One on the back of a food truck saying

              "Sack my hairy cook"
              Well it beats "Cook my hairy sack".
              I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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                #17
                Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
                saw this on the back of a van last week:

                'Wish my wife was as dirty as this van'



                Milan.
                She is, only not with you!

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                  #18
                  very good Winston,

                  long time no see how r u doing ?

                  what are you driving thse days ?

                  still with the AR8 or traded it for something more interesting ?

                  Milan.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    Milan, If you want to be contemporary
                    nick out at 2am tonight, find a filthy van, write on the back

                    'Cleaned by the NHS'


                    saw this yesterday on a truck the M6 heading north of Birmingham
                    The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                      What's wrong with Scandinavia then?
                      It is grim up there.
                      "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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