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    #21
    Originally posted by steve'O
    Are you the girl that photcopied your ass at the last christmas party??

    had her...
    SA says;
    Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

    I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

    n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
    (whatever these are)

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      #22
      Originally posted by n5gooner
      had her...
      Yeah? Was about to say...her ass was so big she had to do it double sided

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        #23
        Originally posted by Joe Black
        Yes...
        Had me going there for a sec. It just happens to be my favourite phrase and yes I do that at parties - followed by abject apologies the next day
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #24
          Originally posted by steve'O
          Yeah? Was about to say...her ass was so big she had to do it double sided
          but it was xmas, I'd had a few, so thought why not try something different...
          SA says;
          Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

          I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

          n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
          (whatever these are)

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            #25
            Originally posted by steve'O
            Are you the girl that photcopied your ass at the last christmas party??
            Damn, I go to the wrong parties.

            This Christmas everyone should photocopy their arse and send it to me. In fact, just take a picture of your arse and send it to me
            Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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              #26
              Picture of an Arse.

              Your wish, my command.

              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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