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MarillionFan replied

14 October 2005, 14:33
Picture of an Arse.

Your wish, my command.
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WageSlave replied

14 October 2005, 14:07
Originally posted by steve'O

Are you the girl that photcopied your ass at the last christmas party??

Damn, I go to the wrong parties.

This Christmas everyone should photocopy their arse and send it to me. In fact, just take a picture of your arse and send it to me
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n5gooner replied

14 October 2005, 13:17
Originally posted by steve'O

Yeah? Was about to say...her ass was so big she had to do it double sided

but it was xmas, I'd had a few, so thought why not try something different...
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sasguru replied

14 October 2005, 13:02
Originally posted by Joe Black

Yes...

Had me going there for a sec. It just happens to be my favourite phrase and yes I do that at parties - followed by abject apologies the next day
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steve'O replied

14 October 2005, 12:59
Originally posted by n5gooner

had her...

Yeah? Was about to say...her ass was so big she had to do it double sided
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n5gooner replied

14 October 2005, 12:57
Originally posted by steve'O

Are you the girl that photcopied your ass at the last christmas party??

had her...
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steve'O replied

14 October 2005, 12:53
Originally posted by sasguru

Bloody hell JB, do you know me ?

Are you the girl that photcopied your ass at the last christmas party??
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Joe Black replied

14 October 2005, 12:50
Yes...
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sasguru replied

14 October 2005, 12:43
Bloody hell JB, do you know me ?
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Joe Black replied

14 October 2005, 12:31
Originally posted by sasguru

I should post drunk more often. he he

No, no, no, go for the real thing. You're a permie now, so wait for the typical after work drinks, or office Christmas party (even better!), and stand as the true man you are and tell your boss and workmates they're all a bunch of - what was it again?...ah, I remember "****wits".

Believe me it will help your career no end and you'll fit better in the team.
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mcquiggd replied

14 October 2005, 10:33
Go terminate some contractors, then on Monday realise you need them and hire them back on increased pay.

It will keep you occupied at least.
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sasguru replied

14 October 2005, 10:27
Nah done my strategising for the month. What will I do for the next 2 weeks?
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DimPrawn replied

14 October 2005, 10:18
Haven't you got a meeting to go to or some pointless forms to fill in?
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sasguru replied

14 October 2005, 10:09
Bloody Hell

I should post drunk more often. he he
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BlasterBates replied

14 October 2005, 09:02
...yes yes yes we are sad....don't become a contractor
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