How to fix the monarchy

[threaded]

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Am I the only one who find this religious garbage EXTREMELY tedious???

That's the point. The religious thing is just that times way of saying that the UK head of state is not allowed to be bossed about by a foreign power.

I believe that the wording still works if you look at the intention, and ignore the otherwise religious sounding stuff.

[stingman123]

ROund them all up, put them in a field, and bomb the B****ds

[gingerjedi]

ROund them all up, put them in a field, and bomb the B****ds

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

[Platypus]

Good Stuff

http://www.godisimaginary.com/

[TykeMerc]

In last week's lesson we covered the End of Abrahamism. In this session we shall be covering the great holy wars that followed. We shall start with a translation from ancient Cukism:

Fundamentalist orthodox, it's high time that we call a holy war on the weirdos that feel that Cheddar and not Parmesan is the decoration on His Noodly Appendage.

Yaaaar me hearties!!!!

This was found, boys and girls, way back in the year 3017 by an archaeologist called Blogscum IV. He found the above script on an ancient manuscriptdisk and managed to translate it to moden Yobro. It is one of the Dead CUK Scrolls. It is believed to date from the very earliest years of Pastafarianism and shows the beginnings of the schism that resulted in the Great Topping Crusades and the following Second Dark Age that nearly saw the end of humanity.

Of course, we wouldn't be so foolish now,would we, boys and girls? Not now we all worship the true god, the Invisible Pink Unicorn, ha, ha!

Anyway, that's the end of the lesson. Run along.

And don't forget to Yaaaar Me Hearties Innit!

Yaaaar Me Hearties Innit, Sir!

Superb response, that gave me quite a laugh.

[BrollyBonce]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

Am I the only one who find this religious garbage EXTREMELY tedious???

Tedious? It's fascinating.

"But my indignant reaction to your opinion about your fictitious brain-crutch is more valid than your outrageous claims about my fictitious brain-crutch."

They could be arguing over the cost of Cluedo murder weapons in Monopoly money or whether the fairies at the end of the garden have relatively big feet. It's sad, but engrossing.

It is no wonder they go to war and kill each other over their beliefs in the non-existent - it is the only final proof they have. The nice bit is, when they have martyred themselves, they can no longer be doubted.

It's just a shame they feel the need to kill others in the name of the pretend "God of Love".

One day we'll find a treatment for religious faith and all this foolishness can stop.

[sasguru]

Tedious? It's fascinating.

"But my indignant reaction to your opinion about your fictitious brain-crutch is more valid than your outrageous claims about my fictitious brain-crutch."

They could be arguing over the cost of Cluedo murder weapons in Monopoly money or whether the fairies at the end of the garden have relatively big feet. It's sad, but engrossing.

It is no wonder they go to war and kill each other over their beliefs in the non-existent - it is the only final proof they have. The nice bit is, when they have martyred themselves, they can no longer be doubted.

It's just a shame they feel the need to kill others in the name of the pretend "God of Love".

One day we'll find a treatment for religious faith and all this foolishness can stop.

WHS ++++++

[Incognito]

I find it quite funny that Churchill is so ashamed of his church that he won't mention it's name. I think he is against blood transfusions as well.

You are a bitter, bitter little man. You try to deflect attention to other people when at the end of the day it's you that has been slating Churchill and his religion, not the other way around.

I gave you my opinion on the Catholic Church and you turned it into a diatribe of bile about Glasgow and football that reminded me of something I’d find on Follow Follow or Kerrydale Street (West of Scotland football forums for the uninitiated).

You have constantly brought points to your arguments that have been proved time and time again to be wrong on countless threads. You spout on about Darwinism and the Protestant churches, but if you'd bothered to do any research on the subject you’re spouting on about you would have realised how much of an idiot you look. The Archbishop of Canterbury had a candid discussion on evolution with Dawkins on ‘the Genuis of Charles Darwin’ that was recently on TV, quite interesting seeing how you claim he’s in denial.

You're as bigoted as those silly little men banging on their drums on the 12th of July every year and you don't even realise it.

You Sir are a prize cock.

[expat]

That's the point. The religious thing is just that times way of saying that the UK head of state is not allowed to be bossed about by a foreign power.

I believe that the wording still works if you look at the intention, and ignore the otherwise religious sounding stuff.

UK head of state? What does the Church of England have to do with the UK?

[Churchill]

I find it quite funny that Churchill is so ashamed of his church that he won't mention it's name. I think he is against blood transfusions as well.

No I'm not against blood transfusions. I also drink alcohol so that's blown another of your erroneous assumptions out of the water.