How to fix the monarchy

[Churchill]

I know you will not answer the question, I said that a few pages ago.

You obviously believe that the evolution of the species is wrong because you believe in the old testament as truth as you have stated.

I shall now take as fact you do not believe in Darwin's theories.

I have never mentioned evolution.

You have made assumptions that are wrong.

The reason I don't wish to enter into debate with you is because you're a bigot. You must have shoulders a mile wide the number of chips you're carrying.

[minestrone]

You have made assumptions that are wrong.

Can you give me proof that they are wrong?

You are quite happy to take pops at my religion and say my beliefs are wrong, you say that you are a member of a religion but desist in saying what religion you are with.

[TykeMerc]

So, are you a Catholic Pastafarian or a Protestant Pastafarian?

Fundamentalist orthodox, it's high time that we call a holy war on the weirdos that feel that Cheddar and not Parmesan is the decoration on His Noodly Appendage.

Yaaaar me hearties!!!!

[Churchill]

Can you give me proof that they are wrong?

You are quite happy to take pops at my religion and say my beliefs are wrong, you say that you are a member of a religion but desist in saying what religion you are with.

It is none of your business.

[BrowneIssue]

Ancient ReligioHistory, Class 17.

In last week's lesson we covered the End of Abrahamism. In this session we shall be covering the great holy wars that followed. We shall start with a translation from ancient Cukism:

Fundamentalist orthodox, it's high time that we call a holy war on the weirdos that feel that Cheddar and not Parmesan is the decoration on His Noodly Appendage.

Yaaaar me hearties!!!!

This was found, boys and girls, way back in the year 3017 by an archaeologist called Blogscum IV. He found the above script on an ancient manuscriptdisk and managed to translate it to moden Yobro. It is one of the Dead CUK Scrolls. It is believed to date from the very earliest years of Pastafarianism and shows the beginnings of the schism that resulted in the Great Topping Crusades and the following Second Dark Age that nearly saw the end of humanity.

Of course, we wouldn't be so foolish now,would we, boys and girls? Not now we all worship the true god, the Invisible Pink Unicorn, ha, ha!

Anyway, that's the end of the lesson. Run along.

And don't forget to Yaaaar Me Hearties Innit!

Yaaaar Me Hearties Innit, Sir!

[minestrone]

It is none of your business.

Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, That this night, before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice.

[PM-Junkie]

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Am I the only one who find this religious garbage EXTREMELY tedious???

[minestrone]

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Am I the only one who find this religious garbage EXTREMELY tedious???

I find it quite funny that Churchill is so ashamed of his church that he won't mention it's name. I think he is against blood transfusions as well.

[Platypus]

Am I the only one who find this religious garbage EXTREMELY tedious???

Yes. Next

[sasguru]

Am I the only one who find this religious garbage EXTREMELY tedious???

WHS +++++