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That's what happens when your son earns £135K a week
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Wednesday, 08 April 2009 Liverpool V Chelsea
The scousers are gonna have a field day.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson -
You don't get rid of those chav genes just because you become rich.
HTHHard Brexit now!
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Will they be asking for tips and adviceOriginally posted by gingerjedi View PostThe scousers are gonna have a field day.
Hard Brexit now!
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You talking to me?Originally posted by sasguru View PostYou don't get rid of those chav genes just because you become rich.
HTHComment
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Tracksuits were among the gear alleged to have taken by the women at the Brooklands Shopping Centre, near Weybridge, in an affluent part of Surrey.
She's gone past her man and into space, passed it, in the back of the Boot!
Hang on, it's not been allowed!
They think it's all over, it is now!The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Perhaps Chavski are feeling the credit crunch and need some new gear...'They seemed at a loss to explain. One said she had no idea why she'd taken sports gear as she didn't even like wearing the stuff. They seemed shaken up.'“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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I think you'll find that Everton are known as the 'sock-robbers' this is a reference to the way that burglars from the area allegedly put socks over their hands to avoid leaving behind finger-prints.Originally posted by sasguru View PostWill they be asking for tips and advice
Hence why Liverpool fans threw hundreds of pairs of socks on the pitch at their recent visit to Goodison.
I'm sure EO will be along in a mo.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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WHSOriginally posted by gingerjedi View PostI think you'll find that Everton are known as the 'sock-robbers' this is a reference to the way that burglars from the area allegedly put socks over their hands to avoid leaving behind finger-prints.
Hence why Liverpool fans threw hundreds of pairs of socks on the pitch at their recent visit to Goodison.
I'm sure EO will be along in a mo.
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Interesting point though.
By accepting a caution you are acknowledging your guilt.
I can see that logically that's the case, but when you've been nobbled by the Old Bill it would be easy to miss that small but important fact if it hasn't happened to you before..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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