The Wheels of Justice

[Lucifer Box]

So what was on the menu today, Lucifer?

Was sent home before they served up the slop, so I exchanged my £5 allowance for an egg & cress sandwich, a chicken & salad sandwich, and a banana (for which there was a 5p surcharge). Your fiver is use it or lose it you see - I ate the egg & cress sandwich (very thinly filled but passable) and the banana, and the wife can have the chicken & salad sandwich for her tea when she gets home.

[voron]

the wife can have the chicken & salad sandwich for her tea when she gets home.

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lucifer, don't destroy my illusions! You made it big in contracting and I believe you are served a feast every day by a small army of comely wenches in your hall. It's the only reason I bother to get up in the morning

[Lucifer Box]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lucifer, don't destroy my illusions! You made it big in contracting and I believe you are served a feast every day by a small army of comely wenches in your hall. It's the only reason I bother to get up in the morning

Okay then, just for you we'll eat our sandwiches in the dining room tonight...



And here's my army of serving wenches waiting to leap into action when I ask for someone to pass the mustard.



Anyway, I do all the cooking in the Lucifer household as if I left it to Mrs Lucifer it would be beans on toast every night.

[voron]

Ah, that's better. Once more I have something to aspire to

In the pic, third from right is quite nice. Hope she always attends to your bathing needs

Btw, I'm still doing the pimping here, if you follow my drift

[Lucifer Box]

Hope she always attends to your bathing needs

Oh yes, with two of her friends chosen at random on a daily basis.

Thanks, yes, I catch your drift