I like my bacon burnt
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Originally posted by zeitghost
That's an interesting thought. Maybe I should start asking for my steaks at bovine core temperature ...
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Don't cook it, just cut of the horrns, wipe it's arse and stick it on the plateOriginally posted by Menelaus View PostThat's an interesting thought. Maybe I should start asking for my steaks at bovine core temperature ...
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Well done steak is so worng... I like to cut into it, let it bleed and then dip my chips in it. Yum!Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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When asked if I want my steak blue (much to the consternation of the snotty waiter) my stock answer is typically "So blue, it's practically translucent"
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I used to have a PM who'd come out with that line every night at dinner, your not FC are you?Originally posted by DaveB View PostDon't cook it, just cut of the horrns, wipe it's arse and stick it on the plate
See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...
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You are Hannibal Lecter and I claim my fava beans with a fine Chianti.Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
A friend of mine, when asked how he would like his steak, responds "I'd like a good vet to be able to get it back on its feet in 10 minutes".Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
My parents say they expect my steak to moo when I first cut into it.Bazza gets caught
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I do that if I'm eating with vegetarians - insert the steak knife and make a mooooooooooooooooooooooo noise, if for no other reason than to upset 'em!Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
My parents say they expect my steak to moo when I first cut into it.Comment
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Nope, not as far as I am aware. Unless he's Sparticus.Originally posted by Mr Crosby View Post
It's not an original line by anymeans
The other version is "If a good vet could get it up on it's feet again it's done just right.""Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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