I like my bacon burnt
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Why do men understand biology so much better than women ?
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Originally posted by zeitghostAnd ensures that it's dead...
That's an interesting thought. Maybe I should start asking for my steaks at bovine core temperature ...Comment
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Originally posted by Menelaus View PostThat's an interesting thought. Maybe I should start asking for my steaks at bovine core temperature ..."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Well done steak is so worng... I like to cut into it, let it bleed and then dip my chips in it. Yum!Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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When asked if I want my steak blue (much to the consternation of the snotty waiter) my stock answer is typically "So blue, it's practically translucent"Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostDon't cook it, just cut of the horrns, wipe it's arse and stick it on the plate
See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostWell done steak is so worng... I like to cut into it, let it bleed and then dip my chips in it. Yum!
A friend of mine, when asked how he would like his steak, responds "I'd like a good vet to be able to get it back on its feet in 10 minutes".Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostYou are Hannibal Lecter and I claim my fava beans with a fine Chianti.
A friend of mine, when asked how he would like his steak, responds "I'd like a good vet to be able to get it back on its feet in 10 minutes".
My parents say they expect my steak to moo when I first cut into it.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
My parents say they expect my steak to moo when I first cut into it.Comment
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Originally posted by Mr Crosby View PostI used to have a PM who'd come out with that line every night at dinner, your not FC are you?
It's not an original line by anymeans
The other version is "If a good vet could get it up on it's feet again it's done just right.""Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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