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The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
No one knows...Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostWhatever you do, don't tell anyoneBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostI was taught that the creation story was just that - a story.Originally posted by Pogle View PostHave given up choccie for LentTry dumping some of the irrelevant relgious values that are imposing upon yourself to constrain your life.Originally posted by Pogle View PostAny suggestions for chilling out?Comment
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Sex always works for me...Originally posted by Pogle View PostAm in a filthy mood this am - and NO it is not rag week.
Finding it hard to be civil - most unusual for me.
Any suggestions for chilling out?
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I quite liked Hayseed Dixie's version.Originally posted by Gonzo View PostRammstien?
No, you want Motörhead. I defy anyone to feel miserable after a blast of the Ace of Spades.
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