What happens next.

[NickFitz]

As far as i can see, the name of this forum doesnt specificaly mention "IT"......Even contracting sh@@ger is equally entitled to put 2c.....

Have a look at the logo on the top left corner of every page - the one that says "The IT Contractor Portal"

Non-IT types are still welcome in TPD, however

[scooterscot]

I hear Swindon is going for a song -

What's it like in middle earth these days? I can imagine the M4 is a lot quieter -

[expat]

My first thought when you said "M1" was Thompson Machine Gun (a.k.a the Tommy Gun).

Then I had visions of gangsters in Roll's Royce's (Al Capone's favourite car), roaring up and down Wall Street, shooting innocent passers-by.

Too many apostrophe's in your word's.

[Pinto]

Too many apostrophe's in your word's.

Seem's to be the norm these day's. If a word end's in an s, add an apostrophe, just in case.