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Handbag for a BJ
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostThere are lots of west African handbag salesmen in most European cities who'll sell you a 'genuine' Prada handbag for under a fiver.The Mods stole my post count!Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostYe all know what I meantComment
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The News;
Women announced this morning that due to runaway inflation, BJs will now be
offered at the price of one handbag AND one pair of shoes.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostWell I read it as meaning that you would be willing to give a BJ in exchange for either a Handbag or a Pair of Shoes!! But I didn't like to say!
Anyway this is about Mrs FSM.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I don't actually like steak that much but MrsB loves it. She gets the steak, I get the BJ, everyone is happy"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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So, let me get this right BJ now = Bag JobThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostI don't actually like steak that much but MrsB loves it. She gets the steak, I get the BJ, everyone is happy
I will offer 2 steaks.Bored.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostI don't actually like steak that much but MrsB loves it. She gets the steak, I get the BJ, everyone is happy
MrsB doesn't actually like BJ that much so I use the steak. If I close my eyes everyone is happyComment
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