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Handbag for a BJ

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    #11
    Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View Post
    What for the BJ or the Handbag?
    You'd probably want to get the old dears to take their teeth out first.
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      #12
      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      ... FYI - Shoes are also a good substitute for handbags.
      Surely all your bits and bobs would fall out!

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        #13
        You can get loads of moody bags look like the real thing for £20.

        See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...

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          #14
          Originally posted by Mr Crosby View Post
          You can get loads of moody bags look like the real thing for £20.
          Any woman who knows her handbags will spot a fake a mile off.
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            #15
            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            Any woman who knows her handbags will spot a fake a mile off.
            Not everyone

            See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...

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              #16
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              Any woman who knows her handbags will spot a fake a mile off.
              Any bloke who is breathing can recognise a BJ errr but not from a mile off!!

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                #17
                Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                Any bloke who is breathing can recognise a BJ errr but not from a mile off!!
                If she can suck that hard......
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                  If she can suck that hard......
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View Post
                    I raised the subject of having a steak and a BJ at the weekend, however all I ended up with was a pizza.

                    So I asked how could I improve my monthly BJ count. Mrs FSM suggested that I could get one for each new handbag I buy her.

                    What does the panel think about this deal?

                    I have found many suitable handbags for between £30 and £40 in the Next catalogue.
                    There are lots of west African handbag salesmen in most European cities who'll sell you a 'genuine' Prada handbag for under a fiver. I'm sure they'll smile knowingly as you hand over your cash.
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      FYI - Shoes are also a good substitute for handbags.
                      Is there still enough room for your foot?
                      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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