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England could benefit from more beavers

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    #11
    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    They breed 25 pounders in the North of the country.
    We have a couple at home heading that way
    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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      #12
      You can't beat a nice beaver.

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        #13
        Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
        No, just Richard Gere. Or was it his hamster?
        I thought he was only interested in Cindy Crawfords mole...
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          #14
          Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
          You can't beat a nice beaver.
          Can you define "nice" in this context please?

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            #15
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Can you define "nice" in this context please?
            Yep. Cute and furry.

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              #16
              Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
              Yep. Cute and furry.
              And doesn't bite.
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                #17
                Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                And doesn't bite.
                smell
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                  #18
                  Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                  You can't beat a nice beaver.
                  Oh Yes you can!!

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                    #19
                    Trapping beavers is not as easy as it sounds. First you have to locate them, then identify their favourite watering hole.
                    Then you have to find suitable bait, this can be expensive, and the wrong bait can lead to disaster.
                    Dont forget there are different species of beaver
                    Castor canadensis - the North American beaver
                    Castor Eptesicus fuscus - big flaps or 'winged beaver'
                    Castor Geordious - Northern latitudes, big and noisy. Ginger pelt.
                    Castor mingus - The common beaver. Known as the 'fish' because it often appears to be battered
                    Castor Bristow (Eric) - seen more ****** than a second-hand-dartboard





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                      #20
                      Castor Oil - Nicely self lubricated
                      Castor Thousands - Very popular

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