England could benefit from more beavers

[Pogle]

Trapping beavers is not as easy as it sounds. First you have to locate them, then identify their favourite watering hole.
Then you have to find suitable bait, this can be expensive, and the wrong bait can lead to disaster.
Dont forget there are different species of beaver
Castor canadensis - the North American beaver
Castor Eptesicus fuscus - big flaps or 'winged beaver'
Castor Geordious - Northern latitudes, big and noisy. Ginger pelt.
Castor mingus - The common beaver. Known as the 'fish' because it often appears to be battered
Castor Bristow (Eric) - seen more ****** than a second-hand-dartboard

You are AWFUL.........but very funny

[EternalOptimist]

You are AWFUL.........but very funny

the missus married me for one reason. she reckons I make her laugh in bed.

[Pogle]

the missus married me for one reason. she reckons I make her laugh in bed.

Spooky - thats why I married Mr P too!
Its 18 years next month and he still has me in fits in bed.

[Ruprect]

Spooky - thats why I married Mr P too!
Its 18 years next month and he still has me in fits in bed.

Is it the elephant impression?

[expat]

I'm off to Peru very soon and will definitely be partaking of "cui".

It's not as much fun as you think, because while you imagine that it will give you an amusing story for life, you find out soon after your return that some people are really po-faced and humourless about it; soon you just forget about it.