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Pope: Condoms cause AIDS!
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThe catholic church would get further if it promoted sex within committed relationships : preferably marriage.
He said the "traditional teaching of the Church" on chastity outside marriage and fidelity within it had proved to be "the only sure way of preventing the spread of HIV and Aids".
Likewise people will continue have sex (against his teachings) - usually for men as much as they can get (it's biological programming innit?).
The only viable protection from AIDS is a condom, not marriage.Comment
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Originally posted by PM-Junkie View PostHigh time we took Aids far more seriously. For example it is a fact that you can get Aids just from sitting on a toilet seat.Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/h...-200903181648/
Dr Emma Bradford, of Reading University, said: "I guess you would have to rip out a few pages of Leviticus and then somehow fashion them into a condom-like device using lots and lots of masking tape.
"Or you could shred the pages, soak them in water and construct something that looks a bit like a paper maché cigar tube."
Dr Bradford added: "It has to be one of those two because suggesting that the African Aids epidemic can be contained simply by reading the bible would be criminally insane.""Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Originally posted by Ruprect View PostMeanwhile the Vatican has issued this year's list of approved non-penetrative carnal techniques including pearl necklaces, light genital branding and something called 'Dutch steamboating'.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostIs that similar to a Cleveland Steamboat?"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Ah well, at least we can thank the Pope for helping to reduce the world population by helping to cause widespread AIDS throughout the world.Comment
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Originally posted by Ruprect View PostI have no idea...but I daren't google it at work? Anyone care to share a quick praisie?
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Postcondoms make it worse!Comment
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Originally posted by BrollyBonce View PostCatholic priests. Choir boys. Condoms split. Nuff sed.I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
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