Pope: Condoms cause AIDS!

[FSM with Cheddar]

this is generally what happens when the French Navy ram-raid a British Submarine, not when one enjoys a pot noodle

[Platypus]

The catholic church would get further if it promoted sex within committed relationships : preferably marriage.

Sorry Brillo but that is utter tulipe. That is exactly was the Pope was trying to promote and has been for some time,

He said the "traditional teaching of the Church" on chastity outside marriage and fidelity within it had proved to be "the only sure way of preventing the spread of HIV and Aids".

All the Catholics I know use contraception - isn't that against catholic teachings? Nobody follows this dogma.

Likewise people will continue have sex (against his teachings) - usually for men as much as they can get (it's biological programming innit?).

The only viable protection from AIDS is a condom, not marriage.

[PM-Junkie]

High time we took Aids far more seriously. For example it is a fact that you can get Aids just from sitting on a toilet seat.

....if someone else is sat on it at the time that is

[Ruprect]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/h...-200903181648/

Dr Emma Bradford, of Reading University, said: "I guess you would have to rip out a few pages of Leviticus and then somehow fashion them into a condom-like device using lots and lots of masking tape.

"Or you could shred the pages, soak them in water and construct something that looks a bit like a paper maché cigar tube."

Dr Bradford added: "It has to be one of those two because suggesting that the African Aids epidemic can be contained simply by reading the bible would be criminally insane."

[voodooflux]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/h...-200903181648/

Meanwhile the Vatican has issued this year's list of approved non-penetrative carnal techniques including pearl necklaces, light genital branding and something called 'Dutch steamboating'.

Is that similar to a Cleveland Steamboat?

[Ruprect]

Is that similar to a Cleveland Steamboat?

I have no idea...but I daren't google it at work? Anyone care to share a quick praisie?

[Cyberman]

Ah well, at least we can thank the Pope for helping to reduce the world population by helping to cause widespread AIDS throughout the world.

[oracleslave]

I have no idea...but I daren't google it at work? Anyone care to share a quick praisie?

precis

[BrollyBonce]

condoms make it worse!

Catholic priests. Choir boys. Condoms split. Nuff sed.

[Pogle]

Catholic priests. Choir boys. Condoms split. Nuff sed.

Now for balance please say something really offensive about all other religions - alternatively f**k off back under your stone