Bargain !!!

[Cyberman]

You do realise that you can't take it with you when you pop your clogs?

It will be spent by then... don't worry !! That is my plan B.

[Churchill]

No you don't understand. As the proud possesser of the only house in the land whose price is rising by 20% a day, CyberMoron is indeed coining it hand over fist.

He's certainly doing something hand-over-fist!

[Cyberman]

So I take it you got that EURO 40k job, then?

I heard yesterday that that job had been withdrawn. Not a good sign, but I did actually have an interview for permieland yesterday.

[Old Greg]

He's certainly doing something hand-over-fist!

That probably means that his assets are no longer intact.

[sasguru]

I heard yesterday that that job had been withdrawn. Not a good sign, but I did actually have an interview for permieland yesterday.

Do you know for a moment there I actually felt sorry for you and your congenital loser-ishness, to coin a word.
Didn't last though

[sasguru]

That probably means that his assets are no longer intact.

The sum total of his assets probably consist of a small endowment.

[Old Greg]

Do you know for a moment there I actually felt sorry for you and your congenital loser-ishness, to coin a word.
Didn't last though

Yes, this thread is illuminating. He's still a tw@t, but I think we have a glimpse of why that might be.

[expat]

According to my estate agents I have 3 double-bedrooms. I use only one room for pot noodles and kleenex !!

"Double bedroom" = bedroom at least as big as a double bed.
"Spacious single bedroom" = bedroom not as big as a double bed.

[Cyberman]

Do you know for a moment there I actually felt sorry for you and your congenital loser-ishness, to coin a word.
Didn't last though

I think you'll find that it is called jealousy !!

[minestrone]

Are you sure the 25% off is not because of your mental impairment?