Bargain !!!

[Cyberman]

Has anybody else received their council tax bill yet ?

Mine is 1,211 pounds inclusive of single person 25% discount for a 4 Bed detached Band E residence.

[DimPrawn]

Isn't band E for peasant style new-build boxes with 4 tiny bedrooms and the neighbours house 4 feet away?

[Cyberman]

Isn't band E for peasant style new-build boxes with 4 tiny bedrooms and the neighbours house 4 feet away?

My house is 22 years old, so hardly new-build !!

[Cyberman]

.... and a mature garden with a robin's nest with two lovely little brown eggs waiting to hatch.

[sasguru]

My house is 22 years old, so hardly new-build !!

Like DP said: one of those poky Brookside style 80s estates then. Wait till prices reach their bottom, which is usually around 2.75 earnings.

[Old Greg]

Single person? You surprise me.

[Cyberman]

Single person? You surprise me.

It's taken a lot of hard work over the decades, fending off all of those beautiful women looking for a meal-ticket !! It looks like I will retire assets intact and a wealthy man.

[sasguru]

Single person? You surprise me.

He needs the other 3 poky bedrooms to store his pot noodles and Kleenex.

Bit like AtW.

Why is it that all the losers claim to live alone in 4 bed houses?

[Andy2]

It looks like I will retire assets intact and a wealthy man.

lonely

[Cyberman]

He needs the other 3 poky bedrooms to store his pot noodles and Kleenex.

According to my estate agents I have 3 double-bedrooms. I use only one room for pot noodles and kleenex !!