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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
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Originally posted by threaded View PostWell?If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here. -
Originally posted by pmeswani View PostBread itself of course. How else will you slice it?The pope is a tard.Comment
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According to Yahoo answers, sliced bread (or more accurately, the bread-slicer) was invented in 1928.
thefreedictionary defines best to mean Surpassing all others in excellence, achievement, or quality; most excellent so it is a bit subjective.
A quick glance down the list of all inventions compiled on Wikipedia, I'd like to suggest the best thing before 1928, (like the bread slicer perhaps the 'most useful') is the ballpoint pen in 1888.
Any other suggestions?"take me to your leader"Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostI would have went for knives
Btw, did you get a parking ticket and how is your day so far?Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostThat's 'coz you is psycho, innit?
Btw, did you get a parking ticket and how is your day so far?
My day is much improved today thank you My parking ticket was bought AND placed on dashboard with relative easeThe pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by Grinder View PostAccording to Yahoo answers, sliced bread (or more accurately, the bread-slicer) was invented in 1928.
thefreedictionary defines best to mean Surpassing all others in excellence, achievement, or quality; most excellent so it is a bit subjective.
A quick glance down the list of all inventions compiled on Wikipedia, I'd like to suggest the best thing, (like the bread slicer perhaps the 'most useful') is the ballpoint pen in 1888.
Any other suggestions?
Think about it, every other weapon has been invented to kill, once the demonstration was over (Hiroshima and Nagasaki), it's never been used in anger since.Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostThe best thing since sliced bread would be the Nuclear/Atomic Weapon. It's done more for peace and stability than any other invention.
Think about it, every other weapon has been invented to kill, once the demonstration was over (Hiroshima and Nagasaki), it's never been used in anger since.The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
My day is much improved today thank you My parking ticket was bought AND placed on dashboard with relative ease
See, things can only get better!Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostDont you think nuclear weapons chit-chat is a little heavy for 7:39 am?Comment
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