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Anyone here own a gun?
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Got a stiffy there?Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson -
i can imagine Churchill roaming the countryside in his cammy jacket, shooting small fluffy animals and high fiveing a fellow fookwit when he get a "strike"
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Not at all, just amused at you making light of a massacre and then back pedalling when someone pulls you up about responsible gun ownership.Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostGot a stiffy there?
Keep imagining. You may have a wet dream tonight.Originally posted by Foxy Moron View Posti can imagine Churchill roaming the countryside in his cammy jacket, shooting small fluffy animals and high fiveing a fellow fookwit when he get a "strike"Comment
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I've been told people often get wet when you post
All the arrogance of Threaded but non of the humour, it's hilarious!Comment
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At least I can spell.Originally posted by Foxy Moron View PostI've been told people often get wet when you post
All the arrogance of Threaded but non of the humour, it's hilarious!Comment
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I want a taser. Not that the thought gives me a boner or anything, it's just that there are a bunch of feral lads in the area and I can't think of a legal way of killing them.
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Bottle of vodka laced with something nasty and left where they will find it. Job done.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI want a taser. Not that the thought gives me a boner or anything, it's just that there are a bunch of feral lads in the area and I can't think of a legal way of killing them.
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How're the brakes on your autogyro?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI want a taser. Not that the thought gives me a boner or anything, it's just that there are a bunch of feral lads in the area and I can't think of a legal way of killing them.

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