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      Its a little known fact,
      if you put all the worlds mobile phones into a single point, the power output would be one millionth of a single one of the radars at FylingDales
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        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        Its a little known fact,
        if you put all the worlds mobile phones into a single point, the power output would be one millionth of a single one of the radars at FylingDales

        2.5 Megawatts output by FylingDales radar? Not if the phones are turned on and have a weak signal, outputting 2 Watts each.

        A heap of mobile phones is interesting though. At some point the heat they generate would force the pile to go critical and explode. Especially if they are a long way from a base station. It would make a bit of a racket if they all rang together too.

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          Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
          It would make a bit of a racket if they all rang together too.
          But there wouild still be that one with a very annoying tune that would stand out.... and stick in your head... and keep bothering you... as you try to remember what it is.... and repeating in your head.... and annoying you and for FLIPs sake what is that tuliping twunty............ errr Sorry its just that on the train this morning some twot had one of those annoying flipping Mobile Rings... you know the ones... where they stick in your head.......

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            It is not well known,
            but animals suffer from tooth decay and other dental problems almost as much as humans.
            In California, wealthy pet owners are responsible for more dogs and cats wearing braces, than humans wear in the whole of New York state


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              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              It is not well known,
              but animals suffer from tooth decay and other dental problems almost as much as humans.
              In California, wealthy pet owners are responsible for more dogs and cats wearing braces, than humans wear in the whole of New York state


              I've had several expensive visits to the vet to have various ungrateful moggies get their teeth cleaned - under anaesthetic of course
              I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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                Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                I've had several expensive visits to the vet to have various ungrateful moggies get their teeth cleaned - under anaesthetic of course
                Cats under general anaesthetic? That's got to be a sight to see.

                My golden retriever (Millie) hates going to the vet to get her teeth done - anything else she's remarkably calm but she hates the vet having a go at her teeth.

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                  Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
                  Cats under general anaesthetic? That's got to be a sight to see.

                  My golden retriever (Millie) hates going to the vet to get her teeth done - anything else she's remarkably calm but she hates the vet having a go at her teeth.
                  yes, but would you ever have braces fitted to the dogs teeth ? sounds a bit mad to me



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                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    yes, but would you ever have braces fitted to the dogs teeth ? sounds a bit mad to me



                    Never! For no other reason than (a) they don't need 'em and (b) the dog would probably rip the vets arm off for trying.

                    I'd suggest that the dogs this is being done to are very very very very small dogs?

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                      Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
                      Never! For no other reason than (a) they don't need 'em and (b) the dog would probably rip the vets arm off for trying.

                      I'd suggest that the dogs this is being done to are very very very very small dogs?


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