I accidentaly watched that TV show with that ex-diver bloke last night where he has, apart from the:
1. Helicopter.
2. Film crew.
3. Endless supply of money and fuel.
4. Free electricity generator.
5. Spanking new RIB to get about on.
6. Free local labour to do all the hard graft.
7. Electric fridge.
8. Almost new Landrover 110.
9. Endless supply of "tinned" food.
10. Fresh water supply at the local campsite.
10. Negotiated "BCC" costs for sheep, pigs and chickens.
11. Annoying dog.
Apparently "gotten away from it all" on some remote bit of Scottish coastline to be a beachcomber in the tradition of the old crofters.
I know it's made for the old TV and all that, but it's hardly "getting away from it all" is it? And I kind of feel betrayed by them selling this show with that as a strapline.
To rebuild my faith, and in similar veign I will be approaching the BBC with a treatment for a show where I "get away from it all" on a tropical island near Tahiti under the pretence that it will contribute something to someone somehow. It will be pointless reality-docu-drama that explains in detail errr... nothing. But I guarantee that I will get makeup to make me look gorgeous from every possible angle.
Thanks for paying for this y'all.
1. Helicopter.
2. Film crew.
3. Endless supply of money and fuel.
4. Free electricity generator.
5. Spanking new RIB to get about on.
6. Free local labour to do all the hard graft.
7. Electric fridge.
8. Almost new Landrover 110.
9. Endless supply of "tinned" food.
10. Fresh water supply at the local campsite.
10. Negotiated "BCC" costs for sheep, pigs and chickens.
11. Annoying dog.
Apparently "gotten away from it all" on some remote bit of Scottish coastline to be a beachcomber in the tradition of the old crofters.
I know it's made for the old TV and all that, but it's hardly "getting away from it all" is it? And I kind of feel betrayed by them selling this show with that as a strapline.
To rebuild my faith, and in similar veign I will be approaching the BBC with a treatment for a show where I "get away from it all" on a tropical island near Tahiti under the pretence that it will contribute something to someone somehow. It will be pointless reality-docu-drama that explains in detail errr... nothing. But I guarantee that I will get makeup to make me look gorgeous from every possible angle.
Thanks for paying for this y'all.
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