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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
That Avatar is soooooooooo wrong"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
Thomas Jefferson -
Brilliant!And we had no internet grot neither. We had to make do with a lump of coal that looked like a lady's tits.
The underwear section of Kays catalogue was always useful.
Originally posted by cailin maithHang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??
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Exactly - things were different in our day - was my older brother's "Playboy" or "Mayfair" we had to make do with. None of this dropping the blind and being a couple of clicks away from P0rno heaven (apparently - ahem)Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View PostBrilliant!
The underwear section of Kays catalogue was always useful.
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When I were a lad, all we had was Pamela Stephenson in Not the Nine Oclock News.
American express? That'll do nicely. Would you like to rub my tits as well?
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Hum - pot calling the kettle black - or is it noodle?Originally posted by Ruprect View PostThat Avatar is soooooooooo wrongJust call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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What? Mine is just a spaceshipOriginally posted by zara_backdog View PostHum - pot calling the kettle black - or is it noodle?
"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
Thomas JeffersonComment
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And mines a rabbitOriginally posted by Ruprect View PostWhat? Mine is just a spaceship
Just call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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