chair training - I sheet you not

[scooterscot]

Distributed e-mail to all staff at client's site:

All,

Please let your teams know that there will be drop in sessions for chair training on Friday 20th March in XXX from 9:30 - 13:00. Each session will last 30 minutes.

Regards

Ja a whole 30 minutes learning how to sit down. I don't get paid enough for this...

[DimPrawn]

Something to put on your CV.

[Badger]

I've been at a ClientCo when they did this. Quite amusing watching everyone recline at the same time.

[Svalbaard]

Is that "Chair training foundation" (green belt) or "Chair training practitioner" (red nose)?

I'm sure these courses are just modern rehashes from from techniques used thousands of years ago.

[Drewster]

Is that "Chair training foundation" (green belt) or "Chair training practitioner" (red nose)?

I'm sure these courses are just modern rehashes from from techniques used thousands of years ago.

Brown Shirley!

[Clippy]

Current client co is having the lifts refurbished this year.

Once done, there will be 'lift training' for everyone.

Wonder if it will include lift etiquette such as:

Don't break wind
Must not make eye contact with others
etc

[scooterscot]

Current client co is having the lifts refurbished this year.

Once done, there will be 'lift training' for everyone.

Wonder if it will include lift etiquette such as:

Don't break wind
Must not make eye contact with others
etc

Must not ask 'is anyone going down?' in a lift full of pretty honeys

[Drewster]

Don't break wind
Must not make eye contact with others
etc

Make eye contact break wind forcefully and loudly, Wink! and say "Better out than in!"

[swamp]

Make eye contact break wind forcefully and loudly, Wink! and say "Better out than in!"

Should not squeeze spots in lift mirror.

[Pondlife]

Current client co is having the lifts refurbished this year.

Once done, there will be 'lift training' for everyone.

Wonder if it will include lift etiquette such as:

Don't break wind
Must not make eye contact with others
etc

wait for the people to get out before trying to barge in.*



*Does no one have any manners these days