• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Question for the Experts: Does anybody here have a...

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    Question for the Experts: Does anybody here have a...

    garden watering system, and I don't mean what you do on the way back from the pub

    and are they worth the money or a pile of smelly doo dah


    ta

    Milan.

    #2
    Yes, he's called a gardener. He's not that smelly, not in the winter anyway.

    HTH
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

    Comment


      #3
      I let the rain take care watering the plants. Then again, my garden is small enough to do it from my window.
      McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
      Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

      Comment


        #4
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        Yes, he's called a gardener.
        Does he bang the missus?
        The Mods stole my post count!

        Comment


          #5
          Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
          garden watering system, and I don't mean what you do on the way back from the pub

          and are they worth the money or a pile of smelly doo dah


          ta

          Milan.
          the missus had one installed - in the rented house in the Middle East - we left about 6 months after the 4 months installation phase had completed.

          Well worth the 500 GPB
          "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

          Comment


            #6
            Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
            garden watering system, and I don't mean what you do on the way back from the pub

            and are they worth the money or a pile of smelly doo dah
            Britain is a north western European island in the Atlantic Ocean with what we call a 'temperate' climate.

            That means it rains a lot. Hence, it is a very green place.

            It is also heavily populated and so water shortages occur in the less rainy months.

            Do the planet a favour and don't bother.

            And ditto for patio heaters (which should be illegal to own as far as I can see).
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

            Comment


              #7
              Outside tap, long water hose with extensions if required.
              Lay hose around the garden, hidden by bushes. Poke lots of holes in the hose.
              Turn on the tap when required. Cost: very little and does not go wrong.

              Comment


                #8
                I had an electronic irrigation system in my villa in Cyprus. Absolutely essential there unless you only have cacti in the garden.

                But for western Europe? No, you let God do the work.

                PS. If you are worried by droughts, plant Mediterranean/South American/South African type plants that love a long dry summer.

                Comment


                  #9
                  Dim Titmarch, who'd have funk it
                  The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                  But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

                  Comment

                  Working...
                  X