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    Question for posh Cockneys

    Why don't you put a fake r sound in words such as access?

    You do it with words such as ask

    Just wondered
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

    #2
    Fark Orf
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      whart ar carnt
      Cats are evil.

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        #4
        Sounds like Summerset?
        The cycle of life: born > learn > work > learn > dead.

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          #5
          WTF is a posh Cockney?

          Berk (look it up )

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            #6
            Anyone south of Oxford is a Cockney

            HTH
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #7
              Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
              Anyone south of Oxford is a Cockney
              why the unnecessary extra letters?
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #8
                Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

                You do it with words such as ask
                Or the Jafaken cock-a-knee derivative aks.
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                  Anyone south of Oxford is a Cockney

                  HTH
                  Anyone north of Walthamstow is unintelligent

                  [London Drawl] Aay-un norrrf o Wawfamstaw is fik 'king wanger [/London Drawl]

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by chris79 View Post
                    Sounds like Summerset?
                    Somerset
                    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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