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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostFirst come first served, and that was Svalbaard. you can be a minion if he'll have you
Consider yourself deposed, Svallbard.Hard Brexit now!
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Let's just award it to the members in the top percentileThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostI hereby depose Svaalbard the usurper in a boardroom coup.
Consider yourself deposed, Svallbard.
Think of what is at stake here, North vs South, on a level playing field
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postcorrect but out of time.
and the final score for the dry run
southern ten
northern zeroSval-Baard Consulting Ltd - we're not satisfied until you're not satisfied.
Nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational signature about being a winner.Comment
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Originally posted by Svalbaard View PostWe rule.Gas masks don't fit snails...Comment
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Originally posted by Svalbaard View PostWe rule.
daveb - pick three quick(\__/)
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Originally posted by BrianSnail View PostCome on the South!Sval-Baard Consulting Ltd - we're not satisfied until you're not satisfied.
Nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational signature about being a winner.Comment
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Originally posted by Svalbaard View PostHave you joined our team yet?
Disclaimer - I'm not as bright as I am bored...but I'll make up the numbers...Gas masks don't fit snails...Comment
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Originally posted by BrianSnail View PostOoh ooh! Pick me! Pick me!
Disclaimer - I'm not as bright as I am bored...but I'll make up the numbers...
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BrianSnailSval-Baard Consulting Ltd - we're not satisfied until you're not satisfied.
Nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational signature about being a winner.Comment
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