One fanny on Big Brother last year tried to get the stuff to burn so he could light a cig after they had lost all their lighters.
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How did he light the brasso? Couldn't he have used the same technique to light a cigarette? Couldn't they then agree that all smokers will smoke in turn, thereby keeping an 'eternal flame of cancer' going without the need for lighters? Is this how thick the contestants are?Originally posted by minestrone View PostOne fanny on Big Brother last year tried to get the stuff to burn so he could light a cig after they had lost all their lighters.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Think he tried to use an empty lighter's flint on it, he thought it would burst into flames. Doughball.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostHow did he light the brasso? Couldn't he have used the same technique to light a cigarette? Couldn't they then agree that all smokers will smoke in turn, thereby keeping an 'eternal flame of cancer' going without the need for lighters? Is this how thick the contestants are?Comment
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He should have taken the down out of a quilt and hit it with sparks from the flint; that would probably work.Originally posted by minestrone View PostThink he tried to use an empty lighter's flint on it, he thought it would burst into flames. Doughball.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Pity it didnt, and take him with it. Would have been the most interesting thing to ever happen on BB.Originally posted by minestrone View PostThink he tried to use an empty lighter's flint on it, he thought it would burst into flames. Doughball."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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