Clearing desk. I love it.
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Don't forget to stock up at the stationery cupboard on your way outOriginally posted by expat View PostClearing desk. I love it.
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And shag that fit bird in accounts you've been eying upOriginally posted by Zippy View PostDon't forget to stock up at the stationery cupboard on your way out
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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and watch clientco disappear in your rear-view mirror as you drive away (assuming you're driving)Comment
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Out Of Contract - Money Spent
See No Future
Pay No Rent
Yellow Lorry Slow - nowhere to go
Any Jobber - got the sack
Monday Morning
Turning Back
Yellow Lorry Slow
Nowhere to Go -
But Oh That Magic Feeling ! - Nowhere to Go !!!
One Sweet Dearm - step in the back and get in the Limousoine
Soon well be away from here
Step on the gas -
and wipe that tear away
One Sweet Dream
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Today
Yes it did !!!
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All good Pruffocks Go to Heaven ...Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 27 February 2009, 11:15.Comment
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Zippy: no stationery cupboard.
DaveB: no fit bird.
bobhope: not driving.
AlfredJPruffock: don't have any of whatever you've been taking.
Doomed.Comment
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Same here, final day today. Clearing desk and deleting emails...Originally posted by expat View PostClearing desk. I love it.
Have you got anything in the pipeline Expat?Proud owner of +5 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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Nope. Personal contacts drew a blank, so now it's out to agencies. Poss 4 clients seemingly, though 3 are via same agency who I believe from previous experience have a habit of being over-optimistic so that you see them as the path to a contract.Originally posted by Ravello View PostSame here, final day today. Clearing desk and deleting emails...
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Originally posted by Ravello View PostSame here, final day today. Clearing desk and deleting emails...
Have you got anything in the pipeline Expat?I'm finishing today too, I've got mixed feelings about this one. This is probably the nicest bunch of people I've ever worked with, but the work's been really rather tedious.Originally posted by expat View PostClearing desk. I love it.
Still, holiday to Oz beckons day after tomorrow
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