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How to identifier a complete and utter t*sser
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By the term ‘Guru’ perhaps Drewster was trying to infer:
That SASGURU may fit into the utter t*sser scenario.
That's the way I read it. IMO he could have a point...Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostBy the term ‘Guru’ perhaps Drewster was trying to infer:
That SASGURU may fit into the utter t*sser scenario.
That's the way I read it. IMO he could have a point...
It confirms my suspicions about why you need to own a very large car.Hard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostChurchill, I do like your new avatar.
It confirms my suspicions about why you need to own a very large car.Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostBy the term ‘Guru’ perhaps Drewster was trying to infer:
That SASGURU may fit into the utter t*sser scenario.
That's the way I read it. IMO he could have a point...Comment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostThey all have "Sir", "Lord", "Lady", "Baroness" or something similar before their names
e.g. Lord Ahmed, Sir Fred "the Shred".
Any others?
Try Sir Sterling Moss perhaps.
Don't think your rule quite works
timComment
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Originally posted by tim123 View PostHow does this work then?
Try Sir Sterling Moss perhaps.
Don't think your rule quite works
tim
Here is another one : Sir Bob Geldof. Well he would be a Sir if not Irish....Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostLord Jesus Christ
I was reading this at clientco on Friday and laughed so much I had tears running down my face and my sides ached, but I couldn't remember a peer named 'Lord Vader'.I went home and asked my OH if he knew who Lord Vader was. It's Lord Darth Vader, you know from Star Wars he said. Then he couldn't stop laughing at me!Comment
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Originally posted by Boudica View PostHi Everyone
I was reading this at clientco on Friday and laughed so much I had tears running down my face and my sides ached, but I couldn't remember a peer named 'Lord Vader'.I went home and asked my OH if he knew who Lord Vader was. It's Lord Darth Vader, you know from Star Wars he said. Then he couldn't stop laughing at me!Comment
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