Do you noddies take yourselves too seriously ?

[milanbenes]

Discuss

Milan.

[Rebecca Loos]

not too seriously, just seriously enough

I have never seen a SELECT statement that made me laugh

Rebecca

[wobbegong]

not too seriously, just seriously enough

I have never seen a SELECT statement that made me laugh

Rebecca

That's as maybe, but 'INSERT INTO' is always good fun!

[threaded]

Oh, I dunno 'bout that. Saw one that went somat like:

select name from new_names where name not in ( select name from old_names )

In a warehouse type situation.

It made me laugh.

[voron]

Do you take yourself seriously, Milan? Do you stroke yourself each morning? Do you purr with pleasure as you fondle your thick, luxurious hair? Do you declare each day, "I am Milan and today will be sexy. Oh yeah!".

[Francko]

That's as maybe, but 'INSERT INTO' is always good fun!

I think she enjoys the jobs too.

[supremepods]

Oh, I dunno 'bout that. Saw one that went somat like:

select name from new_names where name not in ( select name from old_names )

In a warehouse type situation.

It made me laugh.

You actually find SQL statements funny ??



Some people

[PerlOfWisdom]

I've seen a production SQL statement that made me p1ss myself. It increased the daily run time from 1 hour to 10 hours.

[supremepods]

OK so the outcome was funny but the code itself ????

[ladymuck]

my fave SQL statement is:

SELECT * from Users
WHERE clue>0

I even bought a t-shirt with it on, makes me smile every time I see it!